Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

Oct 19 2014

captainbun:

American Horror Story in a nutshell:

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qoax:

communismkills:

As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

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croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

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fyeahchampagnepapi:

motivation tip: squat like Drake is behind you

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Oct 14 2014
Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.
— Yara Bashraheel  (via myunexpectedd)

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. Kissing them should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre. Your stomach may turn, electricity goes up your spine and you lose your breath. It shouldn’t be like a burning candle, it should be like fireworks are going off.
The Khool Haus (via myunexpectedd)

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Oct 13 2014
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buildamonobear:

Have a boner in class? Punch it.

Punch your dick.

Fucking punch it.

Punch it

Punc

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wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

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