Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

Jul 25 2014

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno, via onlylolgifs)

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Jul 24 2014

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via semenology)

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via tyrellashell)

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I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

— (via delaniekae)

(via bedanhce)

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Jul 22 2014

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

image

(via caribouz)

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Jul 21 2014

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside, via ptrparker)

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via johnathanocallaghan)

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