Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

Sep 17 2014

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via nonsensicalsuppynonsense)

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vaginafumes:

WILD

(via hahry)

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Sep 14 2014

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

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Sep 12 2014

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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(via in-vagina-we-thrust)

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thesinwhisperer:

Once my focus seriously zeroes in on someone all others become background noise

(via in-vagina-we-thrust)

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